Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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