if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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