so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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