giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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