i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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