Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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