That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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