Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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