He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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