Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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