I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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