i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
My ATM looks so different sober.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Still dying that you shit outside
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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