Your mouth is God's brothel.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
where does the pee come out of this thing
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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