chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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