i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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