I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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