How'd it feel making her break her religion?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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