He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We need to get me chipped asap
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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