I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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