Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I could fuck to npr.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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