Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize
