wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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