We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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