He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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