you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
