we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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