one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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