Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
why is half of my head shaved?
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