Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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