Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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