I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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