Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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