Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So here I am, sexting at work.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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