your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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