she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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