mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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