We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Can i not drive my cunt home
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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