Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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