worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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