I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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