he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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