Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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