so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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