do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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