P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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