who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
