atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Randomize
