You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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go home
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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