i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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