We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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