its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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