Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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